Bizarre sex laws

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Re: Bizarre sex laws

Originally posted by Deano
In Cleveland Ohio: Woman are not allowed to wear patent - leather shoesin public - in case their polished surfaces offer a reflected view up their skirts.

I live in cleveland so I know what I'm gonna wear today mmmm

hmmm...

ok this is a weird thread.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

That...would be an enjoyable job.

I was thinking that... for men, of course 😄

But you have to remember, a lot of these 'young virgins' may well be ugly as sin. But you get paid, so close your eyes and get on with it.

True. 😂

santa cruz bolivia: its illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time

wtf??? 😂

Would that cause issues, do you think? Are there many men who would like to have relations with mothers and daughters at the same time?

Originally posted by Prince Nauj
well thats intresting and weird 😖

so true

Originally posted by Syren
Would that cause issues, do you think? Are there many men who would like to have relations with mothers and daughters at the same time?

That was why I was laughing.. how many men are there that like to have sex with their wives and their daughters at the same time...
it's ****ed up

wow those are weird. surprised theres not one like "In *place* it is illegal to have sex with men until they put their penis in their ass then run around in the woods"

"Riga, Latvia: Couples are not allowed to have sex while arguing."

How many couples usually have sex when arguing?

"ames iowa: A husband cannot take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife. ....bollocks!"

Soo, wait.... He can get drunk out of bed, but not in it? Who watches for this?

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Originally posted by idowhatiamtold
"ames iowa: A husband cannot take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife. ....bollocks!"

Soo, wait.... He can get drunk out of bed, but not in it? Who watches for this?

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that actually kinda makes sense. going down on a girl after recently drinking beer is one of the leading causes of yeast infection.

I'm Moving to Cambodia!

That's alot of sex laws

Originally posted by Darth Jello
New law in my state: There is no penalty for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana!!!

Pfft, that's nothin'. In my state, it's perfectly legal to smoke pot on your own property... Just not to be in possession of it. 😑

Hey ; i heard that a new Brothel has opened somewhere in the states, and it caters exclusively for women.