Cheetah vs Thing

Who wins?

Cheetah, using her coveted artistic talents worthy of the Mauve, carves the Thing into a lovely replica of the nude Alexander the Great. Thing dies a happy death at the thought that he is FINALLY beautiful.

Originally posted by Draco69
Cheetah, using her coveted artistic talents worthy of the Mauve, carves the Thing into a lovely replica of the nude Alexander the Great. Thing dies a happy death at the thought that he is FINALLY beautiful.

the thing has "heart"......

The Cheetah tears it out...and uses it as a lovely miniature statue for her coffee table

Originally posted by Draco69
Cheetah, using her coveted artistic talents worthy of the Mauve, carves the Thing into a lovely replica of the nude Alexander the Great. Thing dies a happy death at the thought that he is FINALLY beautiful.

Anyway I'd say Cheetah wins too, but I'm wondering how durable a substance she can tear into?

Then again... Thing has almost as much heart as Ma-Ti

Cheetah's claws are magic based. She can supposedly cut anything.

Cheetah's claws are magically enchanted to cut through anything it comes in contact as per magically dicatated by her sire/husband god that gave her her powers. It has ripped through every substance it has come in contact with. Even incredibly durable substances like Steel's armour, Superman's skin, or even GL's constucts.

Add strength on par with Wonder Woman and Superman (got his ass kicked by a male version of the Cheetah....and the male version was WEAKER than the original), Flash-like speed, and magical prowess and you get a curbstomp.

Unfortunately, Cheetah has often been viewed as just overgrown Simba in the recent years. But Rucka's run on WW seems to be changing that.

Unless she fights Diana. Then she gets raped and left bleeding on the floor. 😆

I think even Wyndar would agree that Thing is totally outclassed in this fight.

HAHAHA...so what was the point of making this thread?

Would you rather I have him fight the Planeteers?

I expected more support for Thing...