What SW characters should never have said.

There was a "What SW characters would never say", so howabout a "What SW characters should never have said". And DON'T include vader's Noooo, I'm tired of hearing people say that.

Okay, I'll start. The whole Anakin/Padme convo. The "You are so beautiful" one.

ANYTHING Jar Jar said.

He completely f*cked up PM (he dimmed down any seriousness of the movie) and then he completely f*cked over the entire galaxy with his:

"Mesa propose, that da Senate, vote emergency powers, to da Supreme Chanc'lor."

No,No,Nooooo. Youuuu wil dieeee!

"I bet you have"- Han
"No, I am your father"- Vader
"I know"- Han (Responding to Leias "I love you"😉
"As you wish"- Boba
"Adamudi adamudi ahaha"- Niem Numb
"Ootinee"- Jawas
"You don't need any identification"- Old Ben
"Doah doah doah."- Ewok Medicine Man (I can't remember his name)
"May the Force be with you"-Anyone that said it.
"Your father, he is"- Yoda
"I have a bad feeling about this"- Anyone that said it.
"I will not fight you"- Luke
"Grahhhrrrrr"- Chewbacca
"Try, there is no try"- Yoda
"Hey, it's me"- Han

Thes are the lines that ruined Star Wars for me. At least the PT's diolouge wasn't rrediculously chunky and sucky.

"No, I am your father"- Vader

WHAT DID YOU WANT HIM TO SAY!?

I was kidding. Those are all good quotes in Star Wars that make it cool.

"No... I am your biological parent"

"...is measured by midi-chlorians..."

Way to ruin the mystery of it Luc-ass!

Worst line ever:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Vader: "Prepare my ship for my arrival" Or soemthing like that. It should've been left "Bring me my shuttle"

The dubbed over voice for the DVD ESB part, where Vader originally said, "Bring my shuttle," but they made it, "Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival."

It sounded more Vader-like the first time.

"Did you ever hear the tale of Darth Plagueis The Wise?" and the rest of that conversation.

"...number of midichlorians..." and that entire theory.

All of Palpetine's sound effects during his duel with Mace.

"NO, YOU LOSE!!!!!" and "UNLIMITED POWER!!!!" both by Sidious.

"Chancellor, Sith Lords are out 'speciality'" by Obi. It's specialty, not speciality.

Actually you can say it either way.

And what's wrong with the Plageuis story?

Originally posted by SS_181st_Snow
There was a "What SW characters would never say", so howabout a "What SW characters should never have said". And DON'T include vader's Noooo, I'm tired of hearing people say that.

Okay, I'll start. The whole Anakin/Padme convo. The "You are so beautiful" one.

You dont know how much i agree with you.

Personally I think the Darth Plagueis conversation is a great piece of backstory and also a very powerful performance by Ian McDiarmid. We really get a rare chance to see something of a character history and a story I personally would love to see covered one day: the story of Palpatine's path to the darkside and Sith training.

Originally posted by Darth Orcus
Personally I think the Darth Plagueis conversation is a great piece of backstory and also a very powerful performance by Ian McDiarmid. We really get a rare chance to see something of a character history and a story I personally would love to see covered one day: the story of Palpatine's path to the darkside and Sith training.

Luke: It's not true, THAT'S IMPOSIBLE.

OB1: You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them

Everyone: May the force be with you

"A Sith LORD?"

"He Is a Traitor"
"NO HE IS THE TRAITOR!"
Mace and Sidious Duel.

"I hate sand, it's so sandy. You're not sandy, that's why I love you." -Anakin. Worst quote from the worst SW film.