Vader in the Chocolate Factory

The following People are chosen to go in the Chocolate factory:
Father:Vader (ANH)
Son :Luke (ANH)

Father: Sidious (ROTS)
Son: Anakin (ROTS)

Father/Mother: Traya
Son: Exile

Father: Sion
Son: Nihilus

Which one gets the Candy? Which one dies horribly?

You....are a very, VERY strange man..

nihilus eats willy wonka and all the chocolate

Avis, thank you for answering the question. I'd personally have to say the Vader/Luke combo pulls this off.

Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
The following People are chosen to go in the Chocolate factory:
Father:Vader (ANH)
Son :Luke (ANH)

Father: Sidious (ROTS)
Son: Anakin (ROTS)

Father/Mother: Traya
Son: Exile

Father: Sion
Son: Nihilus

Which one gets the Candy? Which one dies horribly?

Luke falls in to a river of alcohol but gets sucked into some rotating blade system.
Anakin pets a squirrel and they all start beating him up and he gets eaten.
Exile whoever the hell that is eats special gum that makes him explode.
Nihilus is the sweet child who gets to go with Willy Wonka in the elevator thus flying through the sky, higher and higher until reaching the sun.

and dies

What is your reasoning for Nihilus making it? I would imagine he and Sion would try to hack Wonka to pieces, only to be foiled in the process.

Originally posted by Darth Avis
nihilus eats willy wonka and all the chocolate

Ragnos appears out of nowhere, and him and Willy team up to Force-Melt averyone with Sith Lightning, which Willy learned from his father, who is a dentist/Sith Separtist.

or that.

Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
What is your reasoning for Nihilus making it? I would imagine he and Sion would try to hack Wonka to pieces, only to be foiled in the process.

😆 My reasoning.. Sorry, I thought this was a joke thread! 😱