Re-burn of the Jedi

Does anyone know if there are any fan versions of Return of the Jedi floating around with the ewoks digitally replaced by something else? I'd even prefer Gremlins (Hell, I'd even prefer midget George Bushes!). And if not, why not? SOMEONE SHOULD DO IT! If anyone can help me and all other ewok haters out there, I'll be like dancing banana-guy.

Well in the next alteration we will see Luke Skywalker and Han Solo replaced by new actors. 😐

Originally posted by Pondo Booboo
Does anyone know if there are any fan versions of Return of the Jedi floating around with the ewoks digitally replaced by something else? I'd even prefer Gremlins (Hell, I'd even prefer midget George Bushes!). And if not, why not? SOMEONE SHOULD DO IT! If anyone can help me and all other ewok haters out there, I'll be like dancing banana-guy.

[QUOTE=5335885]Originally posted by Tangible God
"[B]I hope you die a slow painful death in the wreckage of a go-cart."

Well, only if you're coming in the opposite direction in a slightly inferior go-cart.

I have failed you, Tangible God. I have (or...someone has...). have. But I have also found a very amusing site that you would like. It's got Darth Vader mini movies. You'll enjoy yourself for hours there. Go visit it and see what I mean.

😄

Keep Return of the Jedi the way it is. The Ewoks serve their purpose in the story.

Okay, i've just worked something out. You're a sixteen year old girl, aren't you, Tangible God? Well even if you aren't; I'll change the focus of this site. Why? Because I, like Frankenstein, can bring life to the dead. Okay, question probably asked in another site: why do some Jedi/Sith burn and others not? Obi Wan gets zapped and diseappears. Yoda disappears. But Qui Gon? It's straigfht to the barbecue. And so to Vader. What could be the reason for this? I think I know. But, IIIIIIIIII'm not gonn' tell you... Let's see what your ideas are. Or anyone's.

Originally posted by Pondo Booboo
I have failed you, Tangible God. I have (or...someone has...). have. But I have also found a very amusing site that you would like. It's got Darth Vader mini movies. You'll enjoy yourself for hours there. Go visit it and see what I mean.

😄

It'd be nice if you actually gave TG the site name...

It can be safe to say that there are no fan made movies with Ewoks replaced by other things. It would be 1 to 1000 that there actually is an alteration by fans with the specific nonsense Bondo Poo Poo desires. I suggest downloading porn instead.

Hey, Pondo, shut up. Your typing skills come out as jibberish in some parts, and your efforts to insult Overlord are futile. That, and bashing isn't allowed anyway.

Oh, and the Ewoks should stay just as they are.

what? small?

Obi-Wan and Yoda were ready to die, and accepted their deaths right when it happened.

Qui-Gonn wasn't ready, he still had things to do, like train Anakin, he still needed to talk to Obi-Wan.

Vader wasn't ready to die, he still wanted to talk to his son, to look upon him with his own eyes.

Originally posted by yerssot
what? small?

Exactly. 😄