Dr. Everett v. Scott From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
Criminologist But he never caused her nothing but shame
Dr. Everett v. Scott He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk
Criminologist He was a low down cheap little punk
Dr. Everett v. Scott Taking everyone for a ride
Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy
Janet Weiss Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did
Columbia Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
Dr. Everett v. Scott But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads
Chorus What's it say? What's it say?
Eddie I'm out of my head
Oh hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy
Janet Weiss Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did
Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy
Chorus Whoa ho ho
Janet Weiss Makes you cry
Chorus Hey hey hey
Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did
Chorus Eddie