Greasy filthy handjobs in truck stop restrooms
Hot Cawling all over..(laugh)
Hot CARLING, I turned that into a verb
Hope you appreciate it
Carling, Hot Carling Academy
It's a school where you go to learn how to butt-****, its in England
They don't have blowjobs there because they're uncurcumcised
And that is just disgusting so..., they have to butt-****.
Which also is disgusting, because that extra foreskin trapped all
the germs and the poop, and the butt-****ing residue; Sin
And that is why British people have bad teeth, Amen