Originally posted by johnnyforeverhun you posted this at least 5 times.
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Fry: Look, what do you want?!
Robot Devil: I want my hands back! (insidious laugh)
Fry: Never! A deal's a deal, even with a dirty dealer!
Robot Devil: Very well, then I'll take what I want from Leela!
Robot Devil: Leela has promised me her hand!
Leela: Fry you do not understand!
Leela: I should've revealed I've been deafened by Bender; the shame, the shame!
Leela: But I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendor,
Leela: Deceptions the curse of my whimsical gender.
Leela: He gave me mechanical ears, effective though just a bit garish.
Leela: In return, without shedding a tear, I agreed that I'd give him my hand!
Robot Devil: In marriage!
All: What?
Robot Devil: You'll give me your hand in marriage!
Hermes: Is this really happening or just being staged?
Professor Farnsworth: It can't be real.
Amy: Not if Leela is engaged.
Leela: That isn't what I meant, that isn't what I signed!
Robot Devil: You should've checked the wording in the fine! [pause] Print!
Leela: I'll give you my hand,
Robot Devil & Leela: In marriage!
Bender: The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is irony!
Robot Devil: I will marry her now and confine her to hell, how droll, how droll!
Robot Devil: Where Styx is a river and not just a band, though they'll play our reception if all goes as planned.
Robot Devil: Unless, Fry, you surrender my hands!
Fry: Destiny has cheated me by forcing me to decide upon, the woman that I idolize or the hands of an automaton.
Fry: Without these hands I can't complete the opera that was captivating her, but if I keep them, and she marries him, then he probably won't want me dating her.
All: Applause
Zapp Braningan: Brǎvo, encore! (mispronounced)
Professor Farnsworth: I can't believe the Devil is so unforgiving.
Dr. Zoidberg: I can't believe everbody's just ad libbing!
Reverend Lionel Preacherbot: By the power vested in me by state of New New York.
Fry: No! Stop! Take my hands! You evil, metal dork!!!!
Robot Devil: ( Makes insidious laughter as he chops off Fry's hands.)