Originally posted by staraddict93
How Milk is Produced
After billions of cows are harvested from the field with industrial cow-raping machines, they are hand-sorted into several piles based on size, color, and weight. Next, the cows are generously sprayed with DDT, and led into a chamber of horrors replete with rotating knives, frenzied ninjas, filibustering congresspersons, hydraulic presses, Linda Tripp, suction hoses, and loud elevator music. The drippings are then passed through powerful centrifuges that separate out the raw milk for further processing. (The leftover gooey residue is diverted to the manufacturing of miscellaneous products such as dog food, cosmetics, baseball bats, and McDonald's hamburgers.)The raw milk is then zapped with powerful lasers to kill off at least some of the deadly bacterial contamination, which accidentally grants the rest superpowers improve taste and texture. Finally, the milk is fortified with vitamins and minerals and testosterone and MSG and other hormones, aged in vast underground caverns to the point of one day before expiration, and then stocked in the dairy section of your local conglomerated Wal-Mart.
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