The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
*snorts* I know...I was joking. 😉 Yus, I want to make a sig from it. 😄

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

Originally posted by Mywi
I put so many pics in my profile, I feel like a selfcentered whore. 😐

Originally posted by Mywi
I put so many pics in my profile, I feel like a selfcentered whore. 😐

*cough*

I love you Mywi, even though you´re a selfcentered whore.

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Ouch! Why is it always the mouth? glare

We tend to go for the part that hurts us the most. 🙂

If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."

Originally posted by Mywi
I put so many pics in my profile, I feel like a selfcentered whore. 😐

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*cough*

Uh....this should prolly be where I step in and say.....uh....NO! NO Mywi! That's just NOT true........right?

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Take them down then? tongue_ss

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Originally posted by Mywi
no. you´re supposed to say "I love you Mywi, even though you´re a selfcentered whore." tongue_ss

If you look....I uh....did....leftright

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

Don´t wanna be on top of your list
Monopoly and properly kissed

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
If you look....I uh....did....leftright

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

do I have 25000 yet?

Feet + Legs = Flegs

Originally posted by Mywi
do I have 25000 yet?

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Feet + Legs = Flegs

😂

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!