Originally posted by xyz revolution
bullshitwait,
Me: I just killed 300 people.
Priest: Are you sorry?
Me: Yes
Priest: You are forgiventhen when I die I'll go to heaven! 😄 gtg though. BI
you just can't accept that i'm right.
you have to do something called 'penance' (i think anyway)
lets just change that script:
you: i just killed 300 people
priest: ok say 3 hail marys etc now go to the police and admit your sins and then take the punishment.
you: yes father
Priest: god will forgive you if you are truley sorry and admit your sins.
you: i am truley sorry father *says penance*
priest: go in peace and tell the police what you have done.
then when you die you have a chance of going to heaven 🙂