Name:
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love
Type:
Just for Fun - Fan Clubs
Description:
For the young of heart who believe that:
Glass slippers and pumpkin carriages are comfortable,
Swapping your voice and family for a pair of legs is a good deal,
Love transforms haughty beasts into Princes,
Pretty girls fall for hunchbacks,
Princesses fall for street urchins,
Kissing a sleeping Princess with 100 years of morning breath is pleasant,
All boys grow up, stop fighting pirates, and fall in love,
Gods give up their hard earned immortality for commoners,
And that falling in love with an explorer does not risk a nasty smallpox infection
This group is for you!
Contact InfoOffice:
Second Star to the Right, and Straight on til morning