The 2,000,000th post game

They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself

I was sitting in my room, and I was like staring at the walls thinking about
everything but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came
in and I didn't notice she was there and she calls my name and I didn't hear
her and then she started screaming:

- Mike, Mike!

What, what's the matter?

What's the matter with you!

Nothing mom.

Don't tell me nothing, you're on drugs!

No mom, I'm not on drugs! I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know, why don't
you get me a Pepsi?

No, you're on drugs! You're crazy! Normal people won't be acting that way!

Mom, I'm all right, I'm just thinking, you know, so why don't you, like
give me a Pepsi?

No, you're crazy!

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me,
just one Pepsi!!!

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy

I'm not crazy - institutionalized
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized

They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself

I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a
chair and they sat down, they go:

Mike, we need to talk to you.

Okay, what's the matter?

Well me and your mom, we been noticing lately you've been having alot of problems, and you haven't been acting like yourself, and we're afraid that you're going to hurt somebody, and we're afraid that you're gonna hurt
yourself, so we decided that it would be in your best interest if we put
you somewhere where you could get the help that you need...

Wait, what are we talking about?! We decided?! My best interest?! How can
you know, how can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to
say? I'm crazy? When I went to your schools, I went to your churches, I
went to your institutional learning facilities. So how can you say that I'm
crazy?