* Luxons
Crazy mother****ers. Luxons live in the Jade sea, which is made of (surprise!) jade. They navigate the solidified sea by riding big ****ing turtles. Crazy. Their weapons are usually made out of (surprise!) jade. Luxons also have jade bubblegum, jade books, jade condoms, etc. as everything else is pretty hard to come by when you're surrounded by thousands of miles of jade. Maybe that's what drove them crazy.