The 2,000,000th post game

Started by InnerRise52,234 pages

Ummm I'm wearing this alligator skin that you bought me so that won't do much stupid.

Oh...you want me to take it.....ok...

*Takes hot oil and shoves it up your arse*

Momma told me not to talk to strangers so I kill 'em.

That's a warning.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Mywi
Then the woman finally pretends to have an orgasm because she wants the whole event to be over to end the boredom and/or pain.
Originally posted by Mywi
If a man doesn't know how to handle intercourse properly the woman will become bored and unsatisfied in the relationship, and look for other options.
Originally posted by Mywi
yawn
Stop speaking nonsense before I sue you for slander. 😐

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Mywi
yeah

Originally posted by InnerRise
Stop speaking nonsense before I sue you for slander. 😐

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

im just quoting some lines that i just read

Originally posted by Puzzle
I haven't had that problem yet. 😊
👆

Originally posted by Mywi
im just quoting some lines that i just read
So now i know what you like to read

qq

Originally posted by TRH
So now i know what you like to read
Touche!

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

im off to bed

Originally posted by TRH
So now i know what you like to read
im enjoying it

Originally posted by Mywi
im enjoying it
good

wait what your reading or the sex

Hi-lo wave

Lo-Hi

how goes it? 313

It goes bored.

yes it does. ✅

Whats your favorite song?

tongue_ss

maybe i should watch underworld 2 >>

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
yes it does. ✅

Whats your favorite song?

tongue_ss

No laughing...

Huey Lewis & The News - Stuck With You

We've had some fun, and yes we've had our ups and downs
Been down that rocky road, but here we are, still around
We thought about someone else, but neither one took the bait
We thought about breaking up, but now we know its much too late
We are bound by all the rest
Like the same phone number
All the same friends
And the same address

Yes, its true, (yes its true) I am happy to be stuck with you
Yes, its true, (yes its true) I'm so happy to be stuck with you
cause I can see, (I can see) that you're happy to be stuck with me

We've had our doubts, we never took them seriously
And we've had our ins and outs, but thats the way its supposed to be
We thought about giving up, but we could never stay away
Thought about breaking up, but now we know its much too late
And its no great mystery
If we change our minds
Eventually, its back to you and me

Yes, its true, (yes its true) I am happy to be stuck with you
Yes, its true, (yes its true) I'm so happy to be stuck with you
cause I can see, (I can see) that you're happy to be stuck with me

We are bound by all the rest
Like the same phone number
All the same friends
And the same address

Yes, its true, (yes its true) I am happy to be stuck with you
Yes, its true, (yes its true) I'm so happy to be stuck with you
cause I can see, (I can see) that you're happy to be stuck with me
(yes its true) I'm so happy to be stuck with you
I'm happy to be stuck with you
Happy to be stuck with you.

Mines still the beatles Let it Be 😬