Ed's Topic on "The Yeti"
The yeti, also known as the Sasquatch, Bigfoot or Shaq, is an extinct creature that existed at least 100 years ago. They used to wander around the Usenet forests of alt.bigfoot, until they were overrun last Thursday by the common dirty trolls of alt.syntax.tactical, and sacrificed to Cthulhu.
The trolls maintain that they needed the land for property development purposes.