Originally posted by Itzak
This was actually said on a plane...Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if You can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."
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heres another one...
Clyde died in a fire and was burnt badly. the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Clem and Zeke , were sent. Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said "yep, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Clem said "nope it aint Clyde."
The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Zeke to identify the body and Zeke took a look at him and said "yep he's burnt real bad, roll him over" so the mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked down and said "nope it aint Clyde"
the mortician asked "how can you tell?" Zeke said "well Clyde had two assholes."
"what he had to assholes?" said the mortician.
"yup everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Everytime we went to town folks would say 'here comes clyde with them two assholes'
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
😂Rugby League is hilarious, I love the way they hump the ground after being tackled, I guess thats because the ground is better looking than there wenches. I've watched Quinns League side twice - horrible 🙂 Most great Union players come from League? 😕 Like Robinson, now i'm struggling 🙂