The 2,000,000th post game

JF: ✅

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule will not.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
its ok, we had... Protection

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Where are you finding this stuff? o.0

😂

A *** is to work hard or to tire by strenuous activity and cigarettes are sometimes called ****

A fagot is a bundle of sticks or a bundle of pieces of wrought iron to be shaped by rolling or hammering at high temperature.

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
JF: ✅

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule will not.

A mule is a crossbreed between a male donkey and a female horse. A hinnie is yada yada a female donkey and a male horse.

that was supposed to be f@g... ermm

A murder is committed in the US every 23 minutes, which makes about 22852 murders each year.

i think.. and hope that i'd get braces this year.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
hmm nah.. i'll tell my mom.. she cuts the onions .. and i still have this metal retainer they glued in me.. so i'm not suppossed to have gum yet disgust

According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
its ok, we had... Protection

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
A murder is committed in the US every 23 minutes, which makes about 22852 murders each year.

i think.. and hope that i'd get braces this year.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

cool. 🙂

i want braces.. so my teeth would look better.. >.<

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
Your retainer is glued in? That sucks.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
🙄

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
A murder is committed in the US every 23 minutes, which makes about 22852 murders each year.

i think.. and hope that i'd get braces this year.

Why is this thing moving so slow? there's no one on here 😠... unless of course it is my computer hmm

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

rest of your life??? 😕 exaggeration?

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

im a canadian.