The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Tattoo52,234 pages
Originally posted by Les yeux clos
I just had some strawberries. They were almost orgasmic. dd

Only almost, because you wouldn't let me give 'em to you.

Be running up that hill..

My favourite movie as of now is ''Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo'' !!!

And no, I will not just type it in English.

Be running up that building..

So if I only could

Originally posted by Slay
My favourite movie as of now is ''Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo'' !!!

And no, I will not just type it in English.


wave

Originally posted by Tattoo
Only almost, because you wouldn't let me give 'em to you.
Holding onto the stalk and biting into the end is part of the fun of strawberry eating. ermm

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Holding onto the stalk and biting into the end is part of the fun of strawberry eating. ermm

Do you like grapes?

Now, fizzy cola bottles, when they are relatively fresh, are really quite sticky.
So, when you are bagging them, often one will not come out of the tongs properly, and will flick back into the tray, messing up the count completely.
Today, this happened, several times.
Near the end of one bag, I picked up two fizzy cola bottles together, and put them in, but one flicked back out of the bag.
So I just picked up another one with the tongs, put in the bag, zipped the bag up.
Went to pick up another bag.
Stopped.
I actually felt broken-hearted. I couldn't believe what I had done. I separated those two fizzy cola bottles. What if they were in love? What if they were destined to be? What if they actually secretly had thoughts and feelings?

Well, that's worrying. 😐

Originally posted by Tattoo
Do you like grapes?
Yes. ermm

I picked up the bag, and took one of the fizzy cola bottles out.
I put in the specific one which had originally flicked out.
Then I zipped up the bag.
I took a long time choosing which one to take out of the bag. How can I be sure that I didn't remove the very fizzy cola bottle I was trying to reunite with the love of its life?
I can't.
And that will haunt me for the rest of my life.

😐

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Yes. ermm

Can I feed you those? ermm

Don't wanna hurt me

Originally posted by Tattoo
Can I feed you those? ermm
No. ermm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
wave

Hello. Cabbage girl. 😐

But see how deep the bullet lies

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
No. ermm

*throws a grape at you and runs off crying*

haermm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
haermm

*offers a grape*

Originally posted by Slay
Hello. Cabbage girl. 😐

What? 😕