The 2,000,000th post game

Helter skelter in a summer swelter.

Originally posted by Mywi

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
No thanks.

Originally posted by ToMacco
You should have puked on the money that you gave her for the boots and earrings.

The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,

Damnit, I was so close.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I wish I had glorious boobies crytissue

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
wanna borrow mine?

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
umm.. yours arent as glorious as Mywi's 🥷 no offensive...

Eight miles high and falling fast.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
And now stevie the ferret has an eraser in his stomach that won't digest 😐

shock help me

It landed foul on the grass.

Originally posted by ToMacco
You're my ringtone.

. . . that was the most worthless attempt at flirting, ever. 🤨

The players tried for a forward pass,

Originally posted by Mywi
where did my man go ??rednuts

Originally posted by johnnyforever
srug didn't you implant a tracking device into his butt? ermm that's what i would do

shock_oh

With the jester on the sidelines in a cast.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Slovakia, in what country is that? 31

(I suck at Geography).

Originally posted by Slay
Slovakia is in the country Slovakia, dumbshit.

Now the half-time air was sweet perfume

While the sergeants played a marching tune.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
yes freaks, i dont get how wanking off helps anyone, other then themselfs.

We all got up to dance,

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
HALLO! It's me Marea! How is everyone?

Oh, but we never got the chance!