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A woman has two dogs, three rabbits and lettuce.
She must cross a river.
The dingy is unable to transport all in one crossing.
If she transported the dogs, the rabbits would eat the lettuce.
If she transported the lettuce, the dogs would eat the rabbits.
Question: How is she able to transport them all safely?