The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by lord xyz
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.

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Declare Independance

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

remix

Once heard from a rather liberal female acquaintance:
Penises are like fish: the little ones, you throw back; the big ones, you mount!

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obladi oblada

Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"

Tomb Raider Legend has a shitty story and dialogues, but its still a nice game.

If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all.

shes in love with me and i feel fine

My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.

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Originally posted by Sanctuary
My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.

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You've been talking to Bardock too much, tsk tsk.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.

😐