Originally posted by Tattoo
I feel like listening to the Assumption Song! 😱There was an old farmer who lived on a rock,
He sat in the meadow just shaking his...fist
At some boys who were down by the crick,
Their feet in the water, their hands on their...marbles
And play things at a half passed four,
There came a young lady who looked like a...pretty
Young preacher, she sat on the grass,
She pulled up her dress, and she showed them her...ruffles,
And laces and white fluffy duck,
She said she was learning a new way to...bring,
Up her children, so they would not spit,
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling...refuse,
And litter from yesterday's hunt,
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...eyes,
At the fellow, down by the dock,
He looked like a man with a sizable...home,
In the country, with a big fence out front,
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her...little,
Pet dog, who was subject to fits,
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...small,
Tender hands with a movement so quick,
And then she'd bend over and suck on his...candy,
So tasty made of butterscotch,
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her...cookies,
That she had left out on her shelf,
If you think this is dirty you can go f*ck yourself!