The 2,000,000th post game

coffee tastes like dirt.

Sam: 'Good bread is fresh.'
Danny: 'Fresh.'

Pepe says I am da shiz.

Trossddd

Sam: 'Listen. [knocks on melon] What does it say?'
Danny: 'Pfft pfft!'
Sam: [laughs] It says, 'I am ripe.' Ripe means sweet, and sweet is good.'
Danny: 'The kiss was ripe!'
Sam: 'No, the kiss was sweet. Melon is ripe.'
Danny: 'But ripe means sweet!'
Sam: 'When you talk about food, yes. But kisses.. kisses are complicated. For now, let's just take the melon.'

Originally posted by Mywi
coffeeeeee

Originally posted by lord xyz
😄

Fernando just grabbed my ass.

Danny: "No more killing!!"
Bart: "I decide when there´s no more killing! I! The master commands and the dog obeys!"

Frigging ass grabber. I told him my teetee was in front.

Originally posted by Mywi
hi andrew

Originally posted by lord xyz
hello, how are you?

im good except for the fact i have to clean up my extremely messy room😖 and you?

I see three of you.

cat is watching me

Originally posted by Mywi
im good except for the fact i have to clean up my extremely messy room😖 and you?

Originally posted by Mywi
cat is watching me

Cats are a waste of space.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Damn. I'm pretty good.

😆 Aww.

Originally posted by Mywi
jhappy

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cats are a waste of space.

Originally posted by lord xyz
😍