Originally posted by RogerRamjetHomer bought a whole bunch of bacon - because one of the packets was suppose to have a golden ticket --(if he got the golden ticket he could go on a tour to see how bacon is made) instead of getting the golden ticket he got a silver ticket - so Homer won a day at the county fair judging pigs --- and Lisa had entered a "place setting" contest - and the judge laughed at her - because her place setting was kooky blah blah blah she got last place and starting crying--- Homer came to Lisa's rescue throwing pies at the judge....zzzz I got boredzzzzzzzzzzzz sleep1
blasphemy!!