The 2,000,000th post game

What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Damn I can't think of any more. Well, I only came up with one.

But you keep posting them xyz, I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing after the clothes line one!

XD

jesus where do you come up with these?

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

xyz = dead baby joke master

Oh no. Not another one.

another what?

Person liking me. haermm

It's okay, I secretly loath you haermm

Not that I have anything against you, I dislike people treating me better or worse than average unless I've actually done something generous within a day atmost.

But, I appreciate the admiration. 🙂

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It's okay, I secretly loath you haermm

Okay, I neither like nor dislike you 😉

fair enough?

What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Okay, I neither like nor dislike you 😉

fair enough?

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

...that's just wierd. If you're gonna include necrophillia, I could use some of my friends ones...

Why is a dead baby better than a woman?

More holes.

or,

Why is a dead baby better than a prostitute?

Because it doesn't cost much for a shovel.

* What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

* What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
...that's just wierd. If you're gonna include necrophillia, I could use some of my friends ones...

Why is a dead baby better than a woman?

More holes.

or,

Why is a dead baby better than a prostitute?

Because it doesn't cost much for a shovel.

Originally posted by lord xyz
* What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

* What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.

😂