A pair of jerks, a girl and an old bum, looking like homeless trailer trash and smelling quite as such, just walked in our cafe and wanted cigarettes. So I tell them, "over there in that machine, make your choice, press the corresponding button and insert the money into the slot." And I remote-activate the machine.
So then they try to press various parts of the machine for about five minutes until the machine automatically deactivates itself. So I have to turn it on again. And after that they come and ask if I can take the cigs out for them, because they´re too retarded to press two buttons and stick three notes in, as instructed on the machine.
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Originally posted by Mywi
A pair of jerks, a girl and an old bum, looking like homeless trailer trash and smelling quite as such, just walked in our cafe and wanted cigarettes. So I tell them, "over there in that machine, make your choice, press the corresponding button and insert the money into the slot." And I remote-activate the machine.So then they try to press various parts of the machine for about five minutes until the machine automatically deactivates itself. So I have to turn it on again. And after that they come and ask if I can take the cigs out for them, because they´re too retarded to press two buttons and stick three notes in, as instructed on the machine.
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Maybe they just wanted to press the buttons? herbsrug
Originally posted by BloigenEarlier at school, my friend says it was an awesome joke. Sad.
Horse walks into a bar.
Barman gets scared and shoots the horse with his shotgun.
Turns out the barman didn't have a license and that the gun is connected to several murders.
The barman didn't do it, the horse did.
The barman was killed three days after it.
When they viewed the horses body they now knew why he had a long face.
Didn't laugh? Didn't think so.RSFPOHAS. Donate today.
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