The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by SelphieT
What about sex?

If the same thing be said.....

If you are abstinent, the longer the wait, the more you yourself, taste like cake?

interesting theory...but i don't think so....i myself think that abstinence is good thing....!

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
interesting theory...but i don't think so....i myself think that abstinence is good thing....!

It was supposed to be pro-abstinence........

Originally posted by SelphieT
It was supposed to be pro-abstinence........

yes i know but i tried to come across with my opinion on that matter...but to answer your question...you wont taste like cake if you're abstinent... 😕

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
yes i know but i tried to come across with my opinion on that matter...but to answer your question...you wont taste like cake if you're abstinent... 😕

So I've been waiting for nothing!?

Shit, now I'm going to have sex with the next person I see. *looks out window, and sees a coughing old lady*

....maybe the next person.

Originally posted by SelphieT
So I've been waiting for nothing!?

Shit, now I'm going to have sex with the next person I see. *looks out window, and sees a coughing old lady*

....maybe the next person.

i imagine you marrying a nice young man named Pedro Morales or John Smith...yeah something like that...

"You need a cock in the bum all of you, damn you kids with your sex over the internet and your fancy pants and pimped out cars and breast implants"

😐

Originally posted by Sanctuary
"You need a cock in the bum all of you, damn you kids with your sex over the internet and your fancy pants and pimped out cars and breast implants"

😐

i was real drunk at the time, Sancy...😬

Morales? John Smith?

Weeeeeird!

They might be a little...... too softcore for me.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Morales? John Smith?

Weeeeeird!

They might be a little...... too softcore for me.

yeah...John Smith has a normal 9 to 5 job, lives in the suburb...and likes it if you put a finger up his ass while having sex...

an' Pedro works minimum wage at a Chicken Shack, lives in a trailer along with a roach metropole...he barely knows how to read or write but really takes off like a rocket when he swallowed the worm, a nasty beating on a friday night included..

Ugh.........both seem terrible, but I'd have to go with John Smith.

He'd have to use his own finger though. F*ck that.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Ugh.........both seem terrible, but I'd have to go with John Smith.

He'd have to use his own finger though. F*ck that.

you're very though to please, young lady! 😆

Yeah, that's why I'm always complaining. I know I'm going to end up being an old maid someday, never met anyone I wanted to be with cause I was too picky, and then by that time, I'd be ugly as... something ugly......

I have nothing else to do.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah, that's why I'm always complaining. I know I'm going to end up being an old maid someday, never met anyone I wanted to be with cause I was too picky, and then by that time, I'd be ugly as... something ugly......

well it's not like you're already pushing 40, right? and i take it you tend to frequent a facility for higher learning...you're gonna meet a lot of bright boys there...

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
well it's not like you're already pushing 40, right? and i take it you tend to frequent a facility for higher learning...you're gonna meet a lot of bright boys there...

So far they've been dull drugged up losers.......

Lets hope, HOPE they get smarter.

hi

hi how are you

Originally posted by SelphieT
So far they've been dull drugged up losers.......

Lets hope, HOPE they get smarter.

if we're both 45 and not married would you be my back up marriage person?

Originally posted by Wålshy
if we're both 45 and not married would you be my back up marriage person?

Sounds like a plan!

yay.