There's a special kind of girl that goes to my shows
And I don't mean the groupie ho's all along the front row
She's more like a wallflower like the one that Stryker sniped
I'm like elixir when I'm with her 'cause I think I like her type
She might seem shy in person it's no lie she's always nervous
But the verdict is she's worth it, still gets crap but don't deserve it
She looks like Emily Strange always ravin' bout her faves
Wanna conquer her like Kang when he kissed on Cassie Lang
There's no way I can pronounce Neo Geo Evangelion
I can't refute cuz she's so cute and so I suck my belly in
X-23 and Hellion odd couple to be kind
She's in my heart and in my mind and now she's in my rhymes
She's wordy and verbose, prolific and prone to prose
Always sick and has a cold, stuffed nose she's got to blow
I've got many cold remedies, many old enemies
I've got a girl that kicks ass like River from Serenity
Her parents are divorced and there's often daddy issues
Try not to take advantage while I hand her all my tissues
She hips me to the bands she likes I couldn't be more clueless
Every word comes out her mouth is now on my to do list
She's romantic known to panic with anxiety attacks
Literary it's so scary reading Brontes back to back
She's playing Ragnarok on her mom's Magnavox
She's underneath my skin like a million nanobots
Like Annie Potts in Busters get my freak on like I'm Egon
Say third base right to her face and she will be like, be gone
If not now know I can wait like Lucas and the locusts
And you know this we'll by glow sticks stay up late perfect the slow kiss
You can't resist Chris cuz he helps you destress
While you play Animal Crossing on your Nintendo DS
We can't be a couple give up on getting married
I'll remember we connected and how it happens so rarely