A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
i think i am going to add to this list.
Originally posted by kodak
My name is Matthew.
I live in St.Catharines, Ontario, Canada.
I am 19 years of Age, My Birthday is in December.
I have 2 Sisters, both older then me.
I still live with my mom.
My Dad is an Ass and i've not seen him since i was 10.
I Love Movies.
I Love Sci-Fi.
My Fave Actor is David Hewlett.
My Fave Band is Finger Eleven.
I Dig the Colour/Color(Depending on where you live) Green.
I've not had sex in 10 months.(yeah i know, but thats of my own will)
Half the time i make no sense when i talk.
I'm Told i've got WAY to much Self Pitty.
I Love to Laugh, I'll Pretty much laugh at anything.
If i could be Anywhere in the world, it would be Aussieland/Geelong(Because i love my aussie friends)
I Still own a few VHS's, And love all of them.
I spend Hours picking out what movie(s) i want to buy.
I Like Camera's.
Kodak Is a Cool Brand, Or at least they used to be, But still Rock in my book.
The Name "Dave Kodak" Is just a nicname.
I've got Few REAL LIFE Friends, in fact only 1 comes to mind.
I Dont drink.
I dont Party.
I Dont smoke.
And i dont do drugs.
I dont like to go out.
But i like to dress nice.
I want to work in a Funeral Home one day.
My Jokes are Lame and morbid.
This has got to be my longest Post... EVER.
I Love to Rant, Even if its a pointless one.
Batman is my Fave Hero.
DeadPool is my 2nd Fave.
I like Marvel more then i like DC(Which i know is odd, cuz DC has Batman, the Flash & Green Lantern.)
I Like B-Movies.
I keep my hair short, but would like to grow it out one day.. Maybe Dread it.
Black looks nice on me, But so does Red.
I want a Tattoo of batman one day.
I'd like to get a lipring.
People Like me sometimes, I find this odd.
I get Annoying, but thats ok 😊Anyway, Ima stop this post now, Toodles. kiss