Originally posted by FallenxAngellol1 notworthy
A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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gonna rock the town without bein' seen
have you ever seen a turtle Get Down?--
Slammin' Jammin' to the new swing sound
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Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place--
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Iceman, ya know I'm not playin'--
Devastate the show while the turtles are sayin:
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Lyrics, fill in the gap--Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
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Give it up, for the heroes in Green
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In it to win, with a team of four--
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Because one day you might not slide
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Vanilla's in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin' the crowd the way it should be rocked--
With the Miami drop that you like alot
You know, its Hittin' like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in--
You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong--
Fightin' all the crooks until they're all cold gone.
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GO GO GO GO
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