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Originally posted by grey fox
Long story short :Sasuke : Hmmm , I need a team, after all being a loner and having ambitions to kill my brother myself obviously means I'll need a team of allies.
Karin - Hi ! I'm like Wave Arc Sakura but 10 times worse 😄 , oh and I can smell chakra...and stuff.
Suigetsu - I'm made of water...and that's it.
Jugo - JUGO SMASH !
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Naruto - Orochimaru is dead ? Dattebayo ! Now is the PERFECT time to get Sasuke, not..you know..free hundreds of potential victims and gain a huge number of willing vengeful fighters with possibly unique bloodline abilities...
Team 8 - Hey we'll help, it's not like our Sensei of over 2-3 years has died and we should be mourning or anything.
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Pein - Orochimaru got his ass handed to him by that pussy ? Damn, Yo Male Ino, Tobito !
Tobi - Tobi good boy Leader-sama ?
Pein - (I take orders from this crack-head ?) Yeeeeeah....
Deidara - Art, un !
Pein - Go kill that Uchiha mofo !
Deidara - Yes ! Finally that weasel ca-
Pein - Wrong one
Deidara - F*ck, un
(Later)
Tobi - *Ass gets kicked*
Deidara - All right, un, I'll show you my ULTIMATE art ! *Self destructs*
Sasuke : Hah, you fool ! Even though I'm barely standing on my feet due to near Chakra-Exhaustion I'll summon Manda, then tie him down with a Genjetsu large enough and powerful enough to confuse a building sized snake summon !
Fans - WTF ?
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Sasuke - ITACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.......
Itachi - 😐
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Jiraiya - Halt evil doer, for I am-
Pein - Quiet old man *bitchslap-No Jutsu*
Jiraiya - *dies*
*Flashback*
Young Pein - Hi perverted old man, can me and my friends become Ninjas ?
Jiraiya - Hey, why the hell not ! (Holy crap, this kid has one of the most powerful bloodlines in all existence, he could be.....[b]the chosen one
)*A year later*
Young Pein - So, its been a year, what do you think ?
Jiraiay - F*ck you kids i'm out of here !!! (Leaving thess children whom have barely recovered from having their families slaughtered in front of their very eyes and survived in a warzone is SO the right move to do when dealing with a being who could possibly bring balance too the force)
*End flashback*
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Sasuke - ....IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !
Itachi - Done ? Good, now shut the f*ck up for a minute. History 101 : everything you've been taught is a lie. The hokage didn't build the village himself, he was part of a pre-existing clan. The village was also half Uchiha, secondly, you don't need to kill your friend to receive the Mangyeko sharingan, thirdly, Mangyeko sharingan provides immortality,finally....
I. WANT. YOUR. F*CKING. EYEBALLZ !!!!1111
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That pretty much sums the manga up to now. [/B]