The 2,000,000th post game

Star command come in star command

If I could mensturate then I wouldn't need an idiotic calendar. I could just countdown from my last cycle.

lying with his eyes, while his hands are busy working overtime

Slow motion laughs are hilarious.

Why don't you get down on your knees and give your love to me.

Shut the hell up and drink the moment down.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

Do you want to be in an alliance with me?

Thanks, I like to keep it short in the summer.

Nothing's gonna change my world.

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Burning off my fingerprints

I got worms.

dog biscuits

When I was in the 6th grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word "failure".

I'll get you into penetration.

I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors... in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

ROCK

I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.