1. Taft
34 up, 17 down
An extrordinairily plump individual known to lynch homosexuals and wield large caliber weapons. He has been known to drive a Dodge Neon and drink the occasional 30 case of beer. Equipped with a handy chode, this righteous man's power move is the teeth breaker.
Oh shit, hide the ****, here comes taft in his neon!!!!