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Polar bear attacks sub

[May 29 , 2003]

By George Gordon, Daily Mail

To a peckish polar bear padding along in search of a meal, it looked like lunch was about to be served from the chill cabinet.

There, suddenly emerging out of the icecap, was what you might call the world's biggest submarine sandwich.

Wasting no time, the furry giant - standing some 71/2ft tall on its hind legs - clamped its paws around the tempting shape and sank its teeth into it.

Unfortunately for the bear, this was no super-sized snack, but a real submarine - and the bit that it was biting was the hardened steel rudder. So as it chomped away, its only reward was a sore jaw. The rudder belonged to the USS Connecticut, one of the world's most powerful submarines, which had broken through the ice in Prudhoe Bay, off north Alaska, during an American naval exercise.

The first parts of the �1.2billion nuclear-powered attack vessel to surface were the rudder, at the back, and the sail - the raised forward section containing the conning tower. When the periscope went up, its inbuilt camera captured the remarkable images of the bear making a meal of the vessel.

Eventually, the animal abandoned its metallic munching and padded off across the ice ridges in search of a tastier snack of seal.

The navy later reported that damage to the 353ft-long Connecticut - which has a crew of more than 120 and is armed with Tomahawk cruise missiles and torpedos - was minimal.

�2003 Associated New Media

Woke up 40 min ago, and I'm already showered. w00t

Pedro says:
Lisa needs braces

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Originally posted by taft
Pedro says:
Lisa needs braces
Ami-Jay says:
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I thought something was on my arm shock But it was just a hair mmm

nothing on tv today

Originally posted by kodak
nothing on tv today

And now I select you.

bored

Shoot to Thrill

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
i dont know what i'll do all day.

shrug maybe i'll just sleep all day.

I'm sure there are some movies on the 100000000000 movie channels I have 131

Originally posted by kodak
i dont know what i'll do all day.

shrug maybe i'll just sleep all day.

When in doubt, sleep. shrug

****, I bet Hot Fuzz is on again.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I'm sure there are some movies on the 100000000000 movie channels I have 131

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"Jesus Christ"

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
When in doubt, sleep. shrug
best idea i've heard .
you always know just what to do.

Originally posted by kodak
best idea i've heard .
you always know just what to do.

I smart like all people. 😖mart:

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
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