The 2,000,000th post game

Started by lord xyz52,234 pages

Originally posted by A.D. Skinner
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yeah....... when I see you, it's as if your avatar is speaking to me.

Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game.

"Don't they know they're supposed to let us play through?" asked the first man. The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough."

He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he suddenly turned around and came back, white as a ghost.

"Oh God," he said to his friend, "This is awful. You're going to have to ask those women if we can play through. You see, one
of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress."

The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat." He walked over
toward the women, and just as he was getting close, turned
around and came running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he
said, "Small world!"

Im to tired to read all that 📖

Originally posted by The Pict
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game.

"Don't they know they're supposed to let us play through?" asked the first man. The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough."

He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he suddenly turned around and came back, white as a ghost.

"Oh God," he said to his friend, "This is awful. You're going to have to ask those women if we can play through. You see, one
of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress."

The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat." He walked over
toward the women, and just as he was getting close, turned
around and came running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he
said, "Small world!"

confused1

😂 i get it 😐

*pulls collar nervously*

Q.Hear about the blonde who won a pair of water-skis in a raffle?
A.She spent weeks trying to find a lake with a slope!

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Originally posted by The Pict
*pulls collar nervously*

Q.Hear about the blonde who won a pair of water-skis in a raffle?
A.She spent weeks trying to find a lake with a slope!

that was better than the others

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells
A: Pregnant

😂 funny

a030

😊

posty

pff....whatever thats an OLD joke.

Q. Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A. Because they can spell it.

superman

post!!

poST

Q: Why did the blonde have sore belly button?

A: Her boyfriend was blonde. 🪩

😄 oh my

nobanana

Originally posted by ladygrim
😄 oh my

😂

Originally posted by lord xyz
nobanana

🤨 poor banana 🙁

Originally posted by lord xyz
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banana phone