The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Bardock4252,234 pages

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
have you been to waffle house? 😕

you confused me now 🙁

Yeah I have...at some point, I tend to believe.....

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
nooooooooo ❌ it's from Kung Pow: Wnter the Fist

watch the movie before you steal it!

bah! disgust

I thought it sounded too good to be made up on the spot like that!

🙄

chances of me watching the film... slim to none 😬

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
ich glaub ich würde vor scham sterben... Fettnäpfchen hoch 3, ey...

Dazu gehört aber auch ein gewisses könne...des kriegt man net einfach so mir nichts dir nichts hin.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I do too....doesn't mean you can't make fun of them...especially Bill Hicks.....

I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year. After the show, I went to a waffle house. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm eating, I'm alone and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, what you readin' for?' Is that like the weirdest ****ing question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading ... for. 'Well, God damn it, you stumped me. Why do I read? Hm ... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is ... so I don't end up being a ****ing waffle waitress.' But then, this trucker in the next booth gets up, stands over me and goes: 'Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader.' What the ****'s going on here? It's not like I walked into a Klan rally in a Boy George outfit, God damn it. It's a book!

😆

Did you hear about the Tennessee redneck who passed away and left
his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

Originally posted by The Pict

Did you hear about the Tennessee redneck who passed away and left
his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

i'm sorry, but that's not cool. Waffle house, now that was funny. But seriously man, that's not funny. 😐

Originally posted by Bardock42
.....so...you ever been to a waffle house?....did you notice the menus have ...pictures...of the food?.....yeah.

I've never been to a Waffle House.... ❌
we don't have them here 👇

sounds so good tho... droolio

I'm so hungry! 😬

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
i'm sorry, but that's not cool. Waffle house, now that was funny. But seriously man, that's not funny. 😐

I found it hilarious...

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
bah! disgust

I thought it sounded too good to be made up on the spot like that!

🙄

chances of me watching the film... slim to none 😬

brilliant movie...give it a chance and watch it..you'll laugh your arse off i swear! 😉

you must go to waffle house before you die. i command it

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dazu gehört aber auch ein gewisses könne...des kriegt man net einfach so mir nichts dir nichts hin.

ein Talent auf das ich nur zu gerne verzichte 😉

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
i'm sorry, but that's not cool. Waffle house, now that was funny. But seriously man, that's not funny. 😐

😮 i'll do better next time.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I do too....doesn't mean you can't make fun of them...especially Bill Hicks.....

I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year. After the show, I went to a waffle house. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm eating, I'm alone and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, what you readin' for?' Is that like the weirdest ****ing question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading ... for. 'Well, God damn it, you stumped me. Why do I read? Hm ... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is ... so I don't end up being a ****ing waffle waitress.' But then, this trucker in the next booth gets up, stands over me and goes: 'Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader.' What the ****'s going on here? It's not like I walked into a Klan rally in a Boy George outfit, God damn it. It's a book!

so funny 😂 😂

Originally posted by The Pict
😆

Did you hear about the Tennessee redneck who passed away and left
his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

😂

Sorry I find them both funny 😮

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
you must go to waffle house before you die. i command it

same as Wendy's...no big deal 🙄

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
same as Wendy's...no big deal 🙄

wendys is gross 😘

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
brilliant movie...give it a chance and watch it..you'll laugh your arse off i swear! 😉

Better than Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Du hast Reservoir Dogs zweimal auf deiner Movie Liste.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
ein Talent auf das ich nur zu gerne verzichte 😉

Oh ja, aber ein talent das ich in einem oder zweien meiner Freunde gerne schätze.

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
wendys is gross 😘

I love Wendy's...triple meat droolio...ice cream droolio

u sed u were gonna stop talking in strange languages

Originally posted by babyccino
u sed u were gonna stop talking in strange languages

I lied.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Better than Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Du hast Reservoir Dogs zweimal auf deiner Movie Liste.

i haven't seen monty python, but kung pow is one of my favorites

You have Reserviour Dogs second on your movie list! 😱 did i get it?

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee?

Because if were invented anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.