result a good blonde joke in the paper.
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says "Ma'am, are you aware that i could arrest you for indecent exposure?"
She says "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is is hanging out." he answers
She looks down and says "OH MY GOD! I left the baby on the bus again!"
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby.
They arrived and Dubya's friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The waiter brought the bowls and George looked at the soup suspiciously, but his friend urged him to try at least one taste. So he took a bite of matzo ball and slurped some soup and clearly liked it.After Dubya was finished he said, "Mmm mmm, that was good! But tell me, do you Jewish folks eat other parts of the matzo, or just the balls?"
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Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
sorry, that wasn't really funny
Yeah, sorry, we like you and all, but..you know..just..not funny.
Originally posted by The Pict
result a good blonde joke in the paper.A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says "Ma'am, are you aware that i could arrest you for indecent exposure?"
She says "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is is hanging out." he answers
She looks down and says "OH MY GOD! I left the baby on the bus again!"
haha, took me a second, but now i get it 😛
OK guys last joke for now, don't cry i'm just going in a bath.
There was a blonde and she wanted to buy a TV and so she went to a store to buy a TV. She goes in the store and looks around and finds a TV she really likes.
She goes up to the man at the cash register and says "Hey can I buy this TV?"
The guy says "No, I don't sell any thing to blondes!"
Sad, she leaves the store but then as she is passing a salon she has a good idea ( for once) she thought "I am gonna dye my hair."
The next day she comes in the store with black hair she finds the TV and says "Hello. can I buy this TV?"
"No, I don't sell to blondes"
Well, this dyeing her hair a different color goes on and on at last she dyes she hair blue, comes in and says "Can I get a TV?"
"No, I don't sell to blondes." he said for the 6th time.
"But how do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because miss that isn't a TV, it is a microwave."
Okay, there's this woman...Betty was her name...and well..she's dead..and she gets to heaven...and when she is at the Door to heaven with Saint Peter she hears these loud screams and drilling sounds. And she asks Peter what the noise is all about and he says. "When you first get to heave you get two holes drilled into your back for the wings and one in the head for your halo. When she heard that she responded "I rather go to hell". Peter then tells her that in hell you she'd get ****ed up the ass for all eternity, she responds.
"At least I have the hole for that already"
Three guys die and go to Heaven, when they get there St. Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?" and the first guy says 20 times. so St. Peter says "ok, you were still a pretty good person, so i'm going to let you into heaven, but you get this beat up ford truck to travel around in." so st. perter asks the second guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?", "5" the guy says. So St. peter says, "that's a bit better, you get a P.T. Cruiser", so st. peter says to the third guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?" and the third guy says "I never cheated on my wife, I was always faithful to her." and st. peter syas, "that's great, you get a Jaguar".
a few days later in heaven the first two guys see the third guy sitting on a curb and crying. they ask him "hey, man. What's the problem? You're in hevean and you've got a jaguar! What could be so bad?" and the third guy says to them, "I saw my wife going down the street on a skateboard"
Constantine 😱
I saw the film recently... mmm shia labeouf droolio
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A blonde, a brunett and a red haired women are all stranded on a desert island.
They find a lamp and rub it. A genie pops out and offers them all one wish.
The brunett says "I miss my family so I want to go home", then she is zapped home.
The red haired women says "I miss my family so I want to go home too" so she is zapped home as well.
Finally the blonde says "I am so lonley I wish my friends were back"
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