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Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Which first?

Why not at the same time?

~CanadianMoose~ Gone

Originally posted by Ax3l
Why not at the same time?

Potato sex soup?

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I'll watch.

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Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Potato sex soup?

I plan to have sex with the potato soup.

gefallen_engel Beautiful Disaster

😑

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Originally posted by Ax3l
I plan to have sex with the potato soup.

You always leave me out. I hate you. I hate you. I ----stop touching me there...stop...Axel...no....leave my bowl alone.

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Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
You always leave me out. I hate you. I hate you. I ----stop touching me there...stop...Axel...no....leave my bowl alone.

SHUT UP, AND GIVE AXEL A KISS.

~CanadianMoose~ Gone

Originally posted by Ax3l
SHUT UP, AND GIVE AXEL A KISS.

No! *Mwah Mwah* I...I won *mwah* 't! Axel, you don't *mwah* love me...it's *mwah* just the soup talking....

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Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
No! *Mwah Mwah* I...I won *mwah* 't! Axel, you don't *mwah* love me...it's *mwah* just the soup talking....

Enough about the soup. Let my hands do the touching. I'll give you my world famous Antler massage. Let me go grab the bacon grease.

~CanadianMoose~ Gone

Originally posted by Ax3l
Enough about the soup. Let my hands do the touching. I'll give you my world famous Antler massage. Let me go grab the bacon grease.

Damn you. I know how this will end....I'll be left crying in a shower, bleeding, and POOF! You're off to the race-track.

Wålshy Restricted

a fat girl at work gave me a message it was the best

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Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Damn you. I know how this will end....I'll be left crying in a shower, bleeding, and POOF! You're off to the race-track.

Shut your god forsaken mouth, you filthy moose whore! *slaps*

~CanadianMoose~ Gone

Originally posted by Ax3l
Shut your god forsaken mouth, you filthy moose whore! *slaps*

MM womm wmmmmm mmfff...mmmm..mmfffffffmmfff!!!!!

Wålshy Restricted

Looking back upon my life
And the places that I've been
Pictures, faces, girls I've loved
I try to remember when
Faded memories on the wall
Some names I have forgotten
But each one is a memory I
Look back on so often.

I look into the past
I want to make it last
I was there

Looking back what I have done
There's lots more life to live
At times I feel overwhelmed
I question what I can give
But I don't let it get me down
Or cause me too much sorrow
There's no doubt about who I am
I always have tomorrow

I look into the past
I want to make it last
I was there

Looking back upon my life
Faded memories on the wall
Looking now at who I am
I don't let it get me down.

Looking back upon my life
And the places that I've been
Pictures, faces, girls I've loved
I try to remember when
But I don't let it get me down
Or cause me too much sorrow
There's no doubt about who I am
I always have tomorrow

I look into the past
I want to make it last
I was there

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Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
MM womm wmmmmm mmfff...mmmm..mmfffffffmmfff!!!!!

Now are you going to be nice, STOP BITING, are you going to be nice? Or am I going to have to get out Mr. Beatmymoose?

~CanadianMoose~ Gone

Originally posted by Ax3l
Now are you going to be nice, STOP BITING, are you going to be nice? Or am I going to have to get out Mr. Beatmymoose?

✅

AbnormalButSane Screw up

Suck my kiss

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Or, Mr. Beatmymoose's friend, Señor Whoopenstach

taft that guy

Raplh

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