Another year, children, another list of bores, bluffers, scammers, hypocrites, quacks, blimps, and ugly-buglies. We’ve sorted them out and, after meticulous and carefully calibrated calculations, determined exactly who are the unsexiest men of 2008.
We’re not talking about mere un-handsomeness or bodily imperfection here. We’re not talking about bad-hair days or bad breath. No, compared with the characters we’re about to unleash on you, your average lump (or indeed, your average male Phoenix staffer) is a walking Michelangelo masterpiece. These are, for the most part, men whose behavior is so wretched, whose character is so flawed, that it transcends traditional definitions of attractiveness.
Props for Today, a company that rents furniture for television and movie sets, is cleaning house. At its spring-cleaning sale, which starts Friday, many familiar (as well as obscure) pieces will be available to the public.
The sale includes pieces of furniture seen on “Saturday Night Live,” “All My Children,” “30 Rock” and “Sex and the City” (Jasper Morrison’s Air Chair, above, will be $25).
Furniture from movies like “Michael Clayton” will also be on sale (a glass-top end table used in that film will be $35).
Through March 30 at Props for Today, 330 West 34th Street