The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Mairuzu52,234 pages

long story but a good read... i think

Alright so one day me and my friends went egging... cause i guess thats fun

we got a lot of people outside of clubs which i thought was pretty funny.... i said "I bet one guy was like 'Hells yea im gunna get some tonight' and then a big ass egg his him"

anyways

we had 1 egg left and my friend gave it to me and i just threw it. At the time we didnt know where we were and we were in a bad area of california.. near southgate and compton

so it hit this dark red little honda that was going the opposite way of us and my friend that was driving didnt know and i said "CHOS!" (his name is brennan but we call him chos) "CHOS! BONE OUT! and the time we were all laughing.. there are four of us in the car.. same guys i always hang out with and still do...

and we were just laughing and we see that red honda turning around coming after us but they were so far behind and we thought we lost them.. but all of a sudden they started gaining up and we were a little worried but not much

so chos starts going 80 on a 40 street and they are still on our ass and we are like... oh shit hahahaha

and then my friend ran a red light not knowing if cars are coming cause a truck was blocking the view... that was scary

so we are like oh shit.. they wont follow us now..

those bastards in the red honda ran the red light and right then and there i looked at billy (my friend) and he looked at me and we both said at the same time "we're done...."

pretty much our expression we use when we are in a ****ed up situation....

so we get on the freeway and starting going 120,.. probably faster...

and they were gaining on us still!

so a few more red lights we ran.. few more stop signs we didnt stop at... few more burning rubber from turns

they were still on us.. we broke really hard and they went ahead of us but then broke also and backed into us and one of them got out and started yelling with his hands in the air looking like an idiot

and one of the had a rag and was wrapping it around a pistol, i guess its suppose to be a shitty ghetto silencer

and we were pretty ****ed

i said CHOS OH SHIT GO LEAVE NOW GOGOGOOG

so we backed up and tried to find some cops

we told me friend to call and he didnt say anything so we thought he was calling this whole time... but we forgot that he lost his phone the day prior lol

we finally found some cops stopped on the sidewalk and we pulled up behind them... then the guys in the honda pulled up next to the cops and started blaming us and stuff... cause of course we DID throw an egg at them lol

but we denied the egg and i even told my friend josh to throw the cartons out of the door while we were driving

good thing cause the cops searched us and chos and they also searched the honda.. the cops grabbed one of the guys in the honda and slammed him on the hood of their car then he said "LEAVE! THESE GUYS ARE SERIOUS!"

which of course we knew.. im assuming they found their gun and possibly drugs

and the cop said "DO you know where you are? you are in compton.. you can be killed out here"

and we were like AHHHH ****!

and we went home with our tails between our legs

Originally posted by mitchum
Perhaps...
perhaps he was gay??? maybe... I asked him ... but he said he was just curious ..tsk

Originally posted by The Pict
Impossible....
youve never posted one?
Must have been a pic of some guy that you posted,sorry.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
oh ok... i can understand that... I remember you saying you dont like your new hair cut 🙁 that sucks

(self pitying) I know it does

No more hair cuts for me for a long while.

Maybe I'm amazed

oh and it wasnt during the day, this was late at night

Originally posted by TRH
youve never posted one?
Must have been a pic of some guy that you posted,sorry.

Nope.

What did I post?

I have no sex stories... I have no sex.

Originally posted by mitchum
I have no sex stories... I have no sex.
i bit this one girl too hard and a tear came out

i swore never to bite again

Originally posted by Mairuzu
long story but a good read... i think

Alright so one day me and my friends went egging... cause i guess thats fun

we got a lot of people outside of clubs which i thought was pretty funny.... i said "I bet one guy was like 'Hells yea im gunna get some tonight' and then a big ass egg his him"

anyways

we had 1 egg left and my friend gave it to me and i just threw it. At the time we didnt know where we were and we were in a bad area of california.. near southgate and compton

so it hit this dark red little honda that was going the opposite way of us and my friend that was driving didnt know and i said "CHOS!" (his name is brennan but we call him chos) "CHOS! BONE OUT! and the time we were all laughing.. there are four of us in the car.. same guys i always hang out with and still do...

and we were just laughing and we see that red honda turning around coming after us but they were so far behind and we thought we lost them.. but all of a sudden they started gaining up and we were a little worried but not much

so chos starts going 80 on a 40 street and they are still on our ass and we are like... oh shit hahahaha

and then my friend ran a red light not knowing if cars are coming cause a truck was blocking the view... that was scary

so we are like oh shit.. they wont follow us now..

those bastards in the red honda ran the red light and right then and there i looked at billy (my friend) and he looked at me and we both said at the same time "we're done...."

pretty much our expression we use when we are in a ****ed up situation....

so we get on the freeway and starting going 120,.. probably faster...

and they were gaining on us still!

so a few more red lights we ran.. few more stop signs we didnt stop at... few more burning rubber from turns

they were still on us.. we broke really hard and they went ahead of us but then broke also and backed into us and one of them got out and started yelling with his hands in the air looking like an idiot

and one of the had a rag and was wrapping it around a pistol, i guess its suppose to be a shitty ghetto silencer

and we were pretty ****ed

i said CHOS OH SHIT GO LEAVE NOW GOGOGOOG

so we backed up and tried to find some cops

we told me friend to call and he didnt say anything so we thought he was calling this whole time... but we forgot that he lost his phone the day prior lol

we finally found some cops stopped on the sidewalk and we pulled up behind them... then the guys in the honda pulled up next to the cops and started blaming us and stuff... cause of course we DID throw an egg at them lol

but we denied the egg and i even told my friend josh to throw the cartons out of the door while we were driving

good thing cause the cops searched us and chos and they also searched the honda.. the cops grabbed one of the guys in the honda and slammed him on the hood of their car then he said "LEAVE! THESE GUYS ARE SERIOUS!"

which of course we knew.. im assuming they found their gun and possibly drugs

and the cop said "DO you know where you are? you are in compton.. you can be killed out here"

and we were like AHHHH ****!

and we went home with our tails between our legs

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i bit this one girl too hard and a tear came out

i swore never to bite again

I love to be bitten and I never git bitten hard enough. that's all

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
they were mexican

87897898

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I love to be bitten and I never git bitten hard enough. that's all
I'd probably rip your flesh cause im stubborn

poor eggs 🙁

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I love to be bitten and I never git bitten hard enough. that's all

droolio I'll remember that one

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'd probably rip your flesh cause im stubborn
hi

Originally posted by The Pict
droolio I'll remember that one
hi 😍

Originally posted by Mairuzu
they were mexican
oh

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
poor eggs 🙁
they served their purpose ermm

i called that day "Near egg experience"