The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Ax3l52,234 pages

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Did you do it wrong again? Or is the baseball bat just stuck in your ass?
No, because that would be doing it right. I think I should've refrained from choking myself and punching myself in the balls.

Originally posted by Ax3l
No, because that would be doing it right. I think I should've refrained from choking myself and punching myself in the balls.

Thats 3/4 of the fun though.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Thats 3/4 of the fun though.
Yeah, but being hungover doesn't help, either.

I can stay naked all day

Originally posted by Ax3l
Yeah, but being hungover doesn't help, either.

Depends on what you're hung over. As long as whatever you're hung over supports you, go nuts. The blood rushing to your head can be great.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Depends on what you're hung over. As long as whatever you're hung over supports you, go nuts. The blood rushing to your head can be great.
You wanna go out back and brush your teeth with my meat toothbrush, aka my penis?

Originally posted by mitchum
I can stay naked all day

I can explain, it's very valuable.

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kiff?

Ugh...Sexlexia.

sexcetera

awesome

I go to Axel's profile to masturbate

I go to the random porn folders on my computer to masturbate.

Originally posted by mitchum
I go to Axel's profile to masturbate

Tell me, tell me, tell me

I masturbate to Axel

Originally posted by Ax3l
I masturbate to Axel

k

Like a balloon and something bad happens.