.............. heheee
there was a blonde who hated being teased all the time. so she thought; why dont i dye my hair! So she dyed her hair ... brown
she went walking and thought; why dont i try this out.. see if i'm any brighter
she was walking and came across a farmer (yes.. a farmer)
she said to him: If i guess how many sheep you have, can i have one
the farmer agreed and she guessed right
he said to her as she was leaving: if i guess your real hair colour, can i have me dog back?