Don't be aroused by my confession,
Unless you don't give a good goddamn about redemption
I know Christ is coming
But so am I
You would too if the sexy devil caught your eye
She'll suck you dry
But still you'll cry to get back in her bosom
To do it again
She'll make you weep
But the more you'll cry to be back in her bosom
And do it again
Jesus has risen to no surprise
Even he would martyr his momma to ride to hell between those thighs
Pressure is building at the base of my spine
If I've got to sin to see you again
Then I'm gonna lie lie lie
She'll make you cry
Please suck me dry
She'll lie lie lie
According to the lyrics of the song, Maynard James Keenan has had sex with the following country musicians:
* Dolly Parton
* Loretta Lynn
* Barbara Mandrell (and "all of her kin"😉
* Minnie Pearl
* Lisa Marie Presley (Elvis Presley's little girl)
* The Judds
* Willie Nelson ("deep inside"😉
* Elvis Presley ("in the bathroom where he died"😉
* Dwight Yoakum
* Johnny Cash ("grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him"😉
* Alabama
* The Oak Ridge Boys
* Randy Travis ("with a 12-inch plastic toy"😉
* The cast of Hee Haw
* Glen Campbell ("on a see-saw"😉
* Kenny Rogers ("thought it crass when I ****ed his big white ass"😉