The United States also known as the USA, The Fatass Nation, Obesity Central, Redneckistan, The Ulcered Sphincter of Asserica, Dumb****istan, Canada's Ass and the dumbest country in North America, began as a colony originally created by the king of England to house the British Empire's most mentally disturbed and insane pedophiles.
Sometimes referred to as "Northern America", "Canada", "Gaynadia", "Can'tada", "Soviet Canuckistan", "America Jr.", "America Lite", "Diet America", "America's Hat", "Fake-USA", "The flea on America's ass", "U.S.EH", "the US of EH", "That big blank space between normal people and Alaska", "America's scapegoat" "America's fro", or "The 51st State."