The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Pink Eye? 🙁

The worst. I had it last year, first time I ever had it. Couldn't see properly for a week.

I haven't had it in years. But pictures today made me nauseous.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
shock That's good.

Never.

Originally posted by Mywi
shock_happy

shock_smile

oh let the sun beat down upon my face

and the white knight is talking backwards
and the red queen's "off with her head"
Remember what the doorknob said
"Feed your head!"
"Feed your head!"

ramen

Country gravy.

I almost feel like doing a modified version of the Dirty Man Competition from Knocked Up. No shaving the beard for an entire year. Where this would be different is that I am allowed to cut my hair if I want to, but the beard would have to stay.

I'll only do it if I can get someone to pay me or something, and if I lose I'd have to pay them.

no girl will come within an inch of your mouth .mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
no girl will come within an inch of your mouth .mmm

Not that they do so right now anyways. hmm I'd be allowed to wash it too, hygienic reasons and all.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Not that they do so right now anyways. hmm I'd be allowed to wash it too, hygienic reasons and all.

Beards hurt when you try to kiss. But ok. hmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
no girl will come within an inch of your mouth .mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Beards hurt when you try to kiss. But ok. hmm

My ex didn't mind my beard...she was all over me like syrup on flapjacks.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I heard "cum", "mouth", and "girl".... haermm

haermm

Originally posted by Phucked Up
My ex didn't mind my beard...she was all over me like syrup on flapjacks.

srug

Open your arms, baby, let my love come running in.

It would be more fun to do this competition if there were someone else doing it with me.

RJ could join, but he'd be fired from the hotel.