The 2,000,000th post game

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HOKAY

you suck 🙂
ciao
i'm off to bed ^^
niiight all

i only suck because i can

awesome

ermm

g'night

😐

Piggle Humsy
Made of Awesome

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i only suck because i can

awesome

ermm

g'night

How'd it taste? 🙂

like tuna

the REM stage of sleep is where you achieve your deepest sleep. It is also the final stage in the sleep cycle. REM which stands for Rapid Eye Movement is so called because in this stage of sleep, your eyes move rapidly back and forth under your eyelids. It is also in REM sleep that you experience all your vivid, and sometimes bizarre dreams.

there's a new album coming out called Painkiller!

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

😂

Originally posted by kodak
there's a new album coming out called Painkiller!
judas priest? thats old

In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean
to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to
him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J.
Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by McLovin
In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean
to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to
him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J.
Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.
😂

sly

Originally posted by McLovin
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
😆

Jesus walked on water because he saw Chuck Norris coming.

Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."