Originally posted by Syren [b]YOU RUINED IT NOW, I HOPE YOU CAN'T SLEEP AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT. AND WHEN YOU DREAM I HOPE YOU CAN'T SLEEP AND YOU SCREAM ABOUT IT. I HOPE YOUR CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT ME. [/B]
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Neo DarkhalenMission zero
😄
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.
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all bow to the Norris.
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gefallen_engelBeautiful Disaster
nahuh
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics after he won every gold medal, and promptly melted them down to make what he called "the perfect condom".
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"I don't believe in the hypocritical, moralistic dogma of this so-called civilized society."
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AbnormalButSaneScrew up
don't bite your nails
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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I don't care 😛
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gefallen_engelBeautiful Disaster
arrrgh
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Mywihealed ninja.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
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AbnormalButSaneScrew up
lick
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Originally posted by gefallen_engel arrrgh
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.