The 2,000,000th post game

Why do that?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
That's ok. I went weeks without once. It was awful weep

I think the longest I've gone was like, a month. Don't even know why I stopped! shock

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
That's ok. I went weeks without once. It was awful weep

You're not human if you're capable of that. 😐

Ooh White Lines, Vision dreams of passion
Blowin’ through my mind and all the while I think of you

I had a roommate, and the ***** wouldn't leave. weep

Originally posted by Selphie
I think the longest I've gone was like, a month. Don't even know why I stopped! shock

oh Dear lord

Misses Hippy

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little *****, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a **** like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I had a roommate, and the ***** wouldn't leave. weep

oh Dear lord

No excuse! 😠

That's why we have showers.

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I had a roommate, and the ***** wouldn't leave. weep

oh Dear lord

Just cum here, please.

Mhmm............

Who the hell keeps on sending me these love letters?

Originally posted by Selphie
I can't even do it once a day 😬

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
oh

Originally posted by McLovin
Arm wrestling?

You must jerk off alot.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

bored

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd grows so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
No, he won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes

It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

Originally posted by McLovin
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?