todays tail is of that time i went to buy milk and had a rather.... bad turn out.
so it was a Monday morning the sun was in the sky, birds were chirping, and i needed food, i was in the mood for bland-O's when i saw that the normal coat for the bland-O's (milk) was no longer alive.
i had to act fast or all man kind would forever be the slave to me not having my bland-O's.
i geared up for my difficult travels across the land, and when it came time for me to step outside i felt a small gust of wind creep down my neck.
it was the evil ***** queen (my sister), she demanded something of me, but i told her in the nicest way i could " go F**K urself u B***H!"
and my trip across the lands was underway, about 3 mins into my quest i was at the store.... i dont live far from it...
i walked inside only to find, they had milk, i had many a toga party in that store. i took some milk walked up to the lord at the money thingy, and gave him some new $ bills i just so happened to have.
he gave me back some gp.
i headed home dark into the night, in hopes i may find my way thru the terrors of the world.
my story comes to an end soon so keep reading.
it was now 6am, i kicked open my door (not knowing i had my key)
ran inside flipped on the light opened my milk turned around to where i left my glory filled bland-O's and dumped the milk into the bowl and was happy..... until... i saw something that caught the edge of my eye.
there was a ninja standing there, i quickly thru the milk at him and we Began a ninja sword fight to the death.about 12 DBZ eps later..... it was clear who won, and now i eat my bland-O's with honor.....out of his cold dead ninja face.